SPLASH! Splash-Smart-Holiday-Tips! "Believe It or Not! It's Time to Start Planning Your Thanksgiving Large Family Gathering

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Welcome to the World of Holiday-Splash!

Part One!

"Splash-Smart-Holiday-Tips!"

Planning & Goals for Cooking for a Large Family Gathering, this Thanksgiving Day, Thursday, November 22!
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You really wanting to have a large family gathering for Thanksgiving, this year? Are you serious?

Splash-Top 10 Tips:

1. Forget it!

2. I urge you to reconsider this idea, thinking only in your best interest!

3. Immediately start looking around for someone else to do the cooking!

4. Plan to visit relatives!

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5. Start checking the newspapers for who's open! 

6. Start coughing & sneezing & see if a family member volunteers to do the cooking! 

7. Stop answering your phone, record a new greeting, put a note on your door & leave an old newspaper outside!

8. Tell everyone that you know, that you have just won a trip to Vegas for Thanksgiving Day!

9. Stop answering your E-Mails & text messages & set-up an auto-reply!

10. Go to the grocery store, right now & stock-up on frozen turkey TV dinners, a couple frozen pies, popcorn, candy, etc!

(You get the idea?)

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Now! If you're still hell-bent on this stupid idea, let's, seriously, talk-turkey, next week!

Just kiddin', folks! Thanksgiving is my favorite Holiday!

Stay tuned for Part Two!

Go get 'em!

Holly Fairfield

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